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Kimmie Can’t Cook, But She Can Fuck!

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I try to cook a special dinner for you, but I can’t cook. Good thing that I am cute and have big tits. You think it is adorable that I mixed up my baking symbols. I put a Tablespoon of chili powder instead of a teaspoon. The look on your face and watching you grab for the milk to soothe your burning mouth made me terrible.

Once you recovered, you picked me up, grabbed me and pulled down my top. I can’t cook, but you love to grab and get rough with my big tits. I get so hot and wet when you grab my tits like that. To make up for my kitchen disaster, I owe you the best blowjob ever. I drop to my knees, take your cock into my mouth. You cock grows and gets hard so fast when I suck it.

You push me down the kitchen floor and fuck me. First, you fuck me on my back. Then you get me up on my hands and knees. I am the hottest girlfriend you have ever had. We can always order in!

Kisses,

Kimmie

 

 

Written By:Kinky Kimmie

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Sexy March Madness

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I bet I can make you forget all about March Madness for a while tonight!

It has been a long week. Now it is Friday, and all I want to do is spend time with you. You and your buddies have been absorbed with College Hoops on the sports channels. I want your attention. Instead of complaining to you about it, I stop at Victoria Secrets for a new pair of black lacy panties. I leave the empty tiny little bright pink bag where you will see it. That makes you wonder what I bought.

I dress to seduce and tease you. I put on a striped blouse and my yoga pants. I dress like a sexy ref while you are watching another college basketball game during March Madness. During halftime of the game, I grab two beers and lure you to the balcony, overlooking the bay. Come on baby, tell me about your week, and the kiss me. Taste the beer on my lips, put your hands on the curve of my hips. Watch me take off my yoga pants and show you my new panties. Let the night of seduction continue. Stay here on the balcony with me instead of watching the game. My mouth is craving the taste of you, and my body is craving the feel of you inside of me.

You can watch the highlights of the game after I am asleep with your cum in me.


Your Girl,

Isabelle

 

 

Written By: Isabelle

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The Klassy Kat

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Seduction At The Gym Phone Sex

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Working out always makes me so horny!

How about you?

I lift weights on the machines first, and then I do my cardio routine. It really gets the juices flowing. I start sweating, and my cotton thong becomes soaked. There are hot guys and hot babes all over the gym. Maybe everyone gets as horny as me. I spot you over in that corner of the free weight room.  Wow, you are looking good. I never see you with a girl here. Hopefully, you are single. I grab a couple of small free weights, and I stand next to you in front of the mirror. I mimic your form. I glance over and comment how strong you are. You reward me with a smile. I set my weights down when you do. Craving you cock in me, time for seduction. By leaning in and placing my hand on your hand, looking into your eyes, our hot sweaty bodies are touching.

Want to come back to my place and shower with me?


Isabelle

 

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What Is Better Than A Day At The Beach?

 

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What is better than a day at the beach, with warm ocean breezes, soft sand, and beautiful blue skies? 

Enjoying an erotic, romantic encounter with you! 

You and I always have such a good time. Foreplay for us is talking and playful flirting.  The sound of your voice excites me. I ask about your day. You ask what I am wearing. We make each other feel warm and wanted. Love to hear you laugh about something funny that I said, but I really love how your voice changes when you are turned on. You know that your words make me wet and I know that I make you hard. 

 You pull me into your arms and take me to your bed. You undress me, and we passionately kiss. My heart races as you play with my big tits. You lick across my nipples. You make my nipples hard. I stroke your cock. My pussy is throbbing and dripping. Slowly building from tender touches and licks, passion driving us as we take turns enjoying each other’s naked bodies with our mouths. I go down on you, and I suck your cock and balls. You become very vocal when I pleasure your balls by sucking and massaging. You go down on me. I open my legs as your lick the inside of my things.  I rub my hips on your face as you bring me to that first orgasm with your tongue against my clit. Finally, you thrust into me. We take our time. Changing positions to experience so much pleasure. Passionate loving making, hardcore fucking, a little dirty talk, driving your hard cock deep into my pink throbbing wet pussy until we both cum. 

There is no greater pleasure than having sex with you!

This Kinky Coed Kittens blog post written by Isabelle
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Dream Fuck Phone Sex

 

Let’s say we cross paths and I become your naughty little secret.  It makes my pussy wet thinking about you. Sneaking around with me living on the edge a little.  You’re going to love how my tight phone sex pussy drips for you. The thought of sneaking around with a married man like you excites me while your entire family is at home waiting for you. I love when you give them a lame excuses. I love the fact that you can’t stop thinking about me. You always find a way to see me even when you have to change your entire schedule. The excitement and anticipation drives me to another level. I love being a little whore for you. My body is yours to enjoy.  I’ll always be ready for you day or night. Trust me, we won’t have any secrets. I won’t be like your girlfriend or your wife telling you I’m too tired or have a headache those words aren’t in my vocabulary. I want to do it all with you. The most important thing is that we always get off with each other and have the best fucking orgasm. I’m every guy’s dream fuck, you would be crazy not to take advantage of the situation.

Naughty Nikki

1*866*394*2779

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Drain Your Balls Phone Sex

Drain Your Balls Phone Sex

I’m your sexy little slut who wants to drain your balls and so much more. I can’t wait until we can share stories. I can tell you about the first time my sweet pussy took a cock. And all the times that my friends and I go out to the clubs. We’re always on the hunt for a group of black guys to bring back to my apartment to have an orgy. I’m a sexy slut and it’s really hard for guys to resist my hot tits and my perfect ass. I don’t even single out the boys that are younger than me. I know my inner slut can teach them a few things. Don’t get me wrong, I always prefer an older experienced man. They always seem to know how to pull my heart strings with compliments and gifts. It makes me want to be extra slutty for them. I’m always up for some fucking and sucking. I can be your sexy slut girlfriend dressed in something silky and sexy. Maybe you want me dressed in a tight leather outfit with my riding crop in one hand. Maybe you’re in mood for some CBT fun? We can take things either way. Let’s hear all your taboo fantasies. I’m ready to explore the unknown with you. Either way, I’ll be the one draining your balls.

Charlie

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My Special Man

Usually I’m on this huge fuck fest finding new bad boys to fuck but there has been this guy who has caught my interest. We’ve been chatting it up on the messenger for a few days. Some friendly flirting and getting to know each others kinks. Finally he couldn’t take it anymore and he had to call. He totally fed into my ego making me feel even more beautiful. Normally, I fuck and chuck most of the guys in my life but this one I had such a desire to please him and give him my body completely. It’s like he put a love spell over me. There isn’t anything that I wouldn’t do for him. It’s so hard to describe, it felt so real and erotic. He treated me like his princess and every touch was full of erotic seduction. He made me cum multiple times in an hour. Amazing!!!!

I know you’ll treat me the same way. I have every desire to please you too.

Hit me up on the messenger and let’s see where it goes / AOL  ~  cum2nastynikki

~ Naughty Nikki ~

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Married Men Turn Me On

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Last year I started fucking my best friends dad. I’ll be the first one to admit, I have a problem keeping my legs shut when I come across as very sexy man. It’s happening again. I started hanging out with this new girl this year and holy shit is her dad freakin hot! It’s even more exciting that he’s married. My new friend is upstairs waiting for me while I roam her family’s house looking for her dad every time I make a trip to the kitchen or bathroom. Sooner or later he’ll catch me undressing. It was getting late and my friend decided to jump in the shower real quick after a long day. Her dad found me sitting on her bed putting on my pajama top, he shut the door behind him and gave me an a sexy smirk. He told me he knew exactly what I was up to. I wasn’t surprised when he unzipped his pants and walked towards me. I knew I had a time limit while my friend was in the shower. I licked my lips and put his cock in my sweet little mouth and started sucking away. I had to have his cock even if it was just for a little bit. I’m sure we’ll find a way to meet up again. Next time it must be secluded where we can’t get caught. I want him to have full advantage of my sexy Asian body.

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Wanting you

Wanting you

I want you so bad it makes my sweet little cunt hurt. I couldn’t stop thinking about our hot, steamy call we had. I woke up this morning with my hands down my panties. Playing with my cunt before I had even opened my eyes. I was so wet and moist I couldn’t stop playing with myself. I thought about us waking up in bed together. Snuggling in the warm sheets with our naked bodies embracing each other. We continue to snuggle and kiss for a bit until you roll me  over on my back, sliding your hard cock against my sweet smooth cunt.

I’m waiting for you… wanting you so bad… I’m waiting for your hard cock again….I need you inside me. I need to feel you again.

You know my body so well. Every single touch sends me over the moon. It’s all the simple pleasures that I love giving you.

 

Whitney

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Intern Gets Steamy With Chef

 

I am in the middle of an eight-week internship at a Five Star beachfront hotel. I am an intern for the Catering Manager. She is beautiful and very knowledgeable. Great opportunity for me!

On the first day, she gave me a stern warning to stay out of the Head Chef’s way. He is talented and known for his intricate delicious dishes, and his temper tantrums. Also, he hates interns. He views interns as a bother and an intrusion in his kitchen.

One Saturday night, I was onsite for a very beautiful, large wedding reception. The Head Chef carefully orchestrated the dinner behind the scenes to perfection. I watched the staff prepare each course. I watched the guests savor each bite.

Back in the kitchen, I watched from the shadows in awe. The Head Chef is a handsome man and he commanded the respect from his staff as he barked out each command. His staff responded “Yes, Chef!” to each command. I was so impressed with his talent and leadership skills. I also wanted a taste of this truly masterful decadent strawberry and dark chocolate cake dessert that was the final touch for those who wanted something sweet besides wedding cake.

The meal was over and the staff was cleaning up the rest of the kitchen. I thought the Head Chef had left the kitchen for a well-deserved break. I moved from the shadows and started a conversation with the Sous Chef. I graciously praised the staff for the beautiful meal. I passed on the compliments from the guests, and especially the bride and her family. The Chef blushed and thanked me for the feedback. The Sous Chef asked I had had a chance to eat anything. I said that I was working but I did ask if there was any way I could have a taste of that dessert, if I could lick the bowl or something. I made the kitchen staff laugh, but then the room got very quiet. The Head Chef walked back into the kitchen and heard my request to lick the bowl.

Oh Damn! I was afraid that I was going to be fired on the spot and have to repeat this internship all over again at a different hotel.  I was warned that to stay out of his way and here I asking for taste, asking if I could lick the bowl. He must be so mad, so insulted.

Everyone was afraid to speak. The Head Chef walked up to me. He looked me up and down. Oh, I felt naked as I stood in my evening gown, feeling so vulnerable.  His dark eyes pierced my heart. He sensed my fear and took pity on me. He said to the Sous Chef, “Get this pretty lady, the lovely intern, Isabelle, my dessert from the walk in. I can’t deny a request from this raven beauty.”

Everyone was stunned. I was shocked that he had taken the time to learn my name. I was afraid it was a cruel joke and he was making fun of me, but the Sous Chef grabbed the only remaining dessert and walked towards me carefully carrying the plated dessert saved for the Head Chef. Just as he was ready to hand it to me, the Head Chef grabbed the plate.

Ok, here it goes. I am done for now! He holds the dessert in front of me, letting me catch an aroma of the chocolate ganache cake and perfectly ripened strawberry dessert. “So you like chocolate, my dear?”

Before I could answer, he said, “This dessert really needs champagne.” He sent for a beautiful bottle of champagne and asked the rest of the staff if their duties were complete for the night.  That was his way of telling them to leave for the night.

Now it was just him and me with a beautiful dessert and expensive champagne. He popped the bottle open and poured us each a glass. I wanted to say something but my words failed me. He took a fork to the decadent dessert and fed it to me. It was the most delicious thing that I have ever tasted. It was like a little orgasm in my mouth. He was pleased that I was in love with his desert. He brought the glass of champagne to my lips and told me to take a sip. Next, Chef picked up the whole strawberry and brought it to my lips. He compared the red strawberry to the color of my lips. Then, I took a big bite. Before I could swallow the strawberry, he placed a kiss on my lips. His kiss was as hot as his kitchen. I grabbed him around his waist, and I finally spoke my first words, “Fuck me, Chef. Right here in your kitchen!”

This Kinky Coed Kittens blog post written by Isabelle
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