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Well for those of you who have the pleasure of knowing me know im one of the more kinkier girls on the site…
That’s right after drinking cherry vodka and red bull I was ready, shakin my sexy ass and getting nasty. Well my friend Jerry, His dog Boomer kept sticking his nose in my sweet little derriere and the more he nosed around the more you could see his little red man making his way out.
Boomer had a Red man. Im not going to lie here I was curious and asked Jerry if he ever had tryed.. And as soon as I asked that question Jerry’s cock was standing at a tension. I love it.. Being a nasty little bitch just makes me wanna fuck harder I swear.
So I lost the panties, and as soon as I did Boomer had his cold little nose in places only a man has been. He licked and licked and before I knew it I gushed and orgasm I have never felt before. His long tongue was burried up in my little pussy. Oh my God I was in heaven ..
Well listen I would love to tell you more on the phone so don’t waste anytime and dial that phone. Cause after reading this you know your cock is throbing and im just the little bitch to get it off !!!!
Muah Trindi
This Kinky Coed Kittens blog post written by Trindi
Hey guys,
I’m soooo sad that summer has finally come to an end. I need some cheering up, what do I have in mind… A big, hard stiff cock would cheer me up, that would make me feel better. :)
I need you to give me a shout and bring me out of my funk. Let’s have some fall fun, maybe a tour to the apple orchard, a nice romatic hay ride and lets top it off with a roll in the hay!!!
Can you picture us laying in the hay, naked, looking up at the evening stars, kissing and cuddling, and what ever else happens….wink!!! I can….give me a call.
Kisses,
Kimmie
Thanks babe for that hot call we had yesterday. I was lying in bed last night and I couldn’t keep my mind off you and our steamy call. Your voice turned me on like you wouldn’t believe. I got so turned on I started touching myself again last night. I could not believe how wet my pussy was just thinking about you. I wish I could of called you last night for another hot fuck session but I know you were in bed lying next to your wife. I need to hear you again! I want that masculine voice in my ear. I want us to cum together even more than the first time around. Are you thinking about me? Did that call turn you on like it did for me? Call me again… I need Round #2
Your girl,
Hanna
I went to my parent’s house one Friday and by 8 o’clock I was getting pretty bored so I decided to see if there was anything to bake in the house. I found a box of fudge brownies. I had mixed everything and was making a little bit of a mess putting the mix into the pan. I used my finger to push all the mix off the spoon into the pan. I was just licking the batter off my one finger when I felt someone standing behind me.
“That’s quite a mess you’re making there.” My father’s voice was soft behind me. I turned to face him pulling my finger slowly out of my mouth.
I was surprised to see him; I thought he would have been out of the house all day with my mother. “It’s not easy to get the mix from the bowl into the pan. Plus this is the fun part. Don’t you remember when I was younger this was my favorite part.”
I put more mix onto my finger and held it out for my dad, “Want some?” Thinking he would shake his head no.
Instead he walked closer to me and took my finger into his mouth and slowly licked the mix off. He took his own finger and scooped some mix from the bowl on the counter and moved it towards my mouth. I opened my mouth and tried to lick it off but he pulled his hand back and shook his head no. He put the mix on my lips and then moved close to me and licked it off. I slightly parted my lips and his tongue slid into my mouth. We embraced in a kiss that seemed to last forever. His hands rested on my lower back, mine around his neck. He pulled me towards him and my body pressed against his.
He broke the kiss and then he took more onto his finger and placed some on my neck and licked it off and slightly sucked a bit on my neck. With out talking he moved me against the counter and removed my shirt. He trailed a line of mix down from my neck down to my breasts. Followed the path with his tongue. He took my bra off and covered my nipples with mix and proceeded to lick and suck the mix off. His tongue swirled around my nipples and he took little nips at them with his teeth. Once he was sure they were nice and hard he moved on with his chocolate expedition.
He took my pants off and lifted me up to sit on the counter; he trailed a line down my stomach to the top of my panties dipping his tongue under my panty line.
“Can I?” he finally spoke.
“Yes” I barely whispered out.
I spread my legs wider and he pulled my panties down and he trailed a line from my belly button down and followed with his tongue. My father then started to eat me out all the while I was moaning in pure joy. He licked up my slit and focused on my clit. He just worked his tongue in ways I’ve never felt before. He even tongued fucked me for a bit to bring me near climax only to return to my clit to bring me to peak.
Once he brought me to climax I slid off the counter and kissed him tasting myself on his tongue. We kissed passionately for a while before I started to undress him. Dad had used almost all of the mix on me but I took what was left and placed it on the head of his cock. I licked the mix off and took him into my mouth and started to suck his cock. He grabbed the back of my head and started to really fuck my mouth. But it was ok; I loved every minute of it. He shot his load into my mouth and I swallowed as much as I could.
Daddy pulled me up to my feet and kissed me deeply again. I pressed my naked body up against him and could feel his hard cock against me. I leaned up and whispered in his ear that I wanted him in me and I couldn’t wait any longer. And he didn’t say anything and he lifted me up and carried me into the living room and laid me on the couch and slowly entered me.
We didn’t fuck, or have rough sex. We made love, it was slow and loving and perfect. After we both finished we moved onto the floor and cuddled up under blankets and fell asleep in each other’s arms. I woke up to him rubbing my breast and when I turned to see him he greeted me with a kiss and I was almost instantly ready for him again. This time we fucked. It was rough, fast and loud.
Just as my father bent me over the coffee table I heard the distant ringing of a phone. It got louder each time it rang. That’s when I woke up and realized it had all been a dream. My father wasn’t home nor was he coming home this weekend. Him and my mother we’re away on a small vacation to try to rekindle their sex life or so my mother had said at lunch. I was alone on my parent’s couch and horny as hell.
Little Lou Lou
Yesterday I had such a long day, I was so stressed out when I got home that I was estatic when daddy offered to give me a massage. I already know what is to come, my body starts tingling as I lay down on my tummy and he pours some massage oil in his hands to warm it up.
I lay down across the bed and completely relax as daddy’s fingers work their magic on my neck and back. I can feel the tension disappearing, however I also feel heat building up between my legs. Without even thinking I spread my legs a little bit as he is massaging down my back, trembling with anticipation as he skips all the way down to my feet and starts working his way back up again.
As his hands start massaging my thighs his fingers brush against the edge of my pussy lip and he appologizes as if it wasn’t intentional. He is such a tease sometimes. So I spread my legs even wider knowing he won’t be able to resist. Within seconds he is dipping a finger into my sweet, wet box. I hear him groan a little as he realizes just how wet I am down there.
Want to know what all happened during my massage? It gets very slippery wet, call me….
Nasty little cum slut Porsha is ready to take your cock nice in deep in all my tiny little holes. Ram your hard cock down my throat till you make me gag. I wanna feel your hard rod hit my tonsils. Feed me your balls and let me milk that cock till you explode your creamy goodness all over my pretty little face. I’m on my hands and knees waiting for you! Feed me your cum!
Cum Slut Porsha
Had a guy call me the other night who I havent heard from in a while…glad to have ya back baby!! I know you’ve been here drooling over my pics, huh?Dirty boy!! call me back tonight so I can be your little whore…suck that cock for you like no one else can….pull on my huge clit with your teeth like you always do…oh that sends me over the fucking edge!!!!
Something about an older man just turns me on. All of my friends like guys our age, but to me guys my age are just too immature and inexperienced. Occasionally I will give a young guy a chance, but it leaves me disappointed. Older men know how to touch me, lick me and dick me.
Last night I went out with a few friends of mine and I ended out meeting this guy that is 42 years old, and married. He was honest from the start that he is married. He was so damn sexy it didnt matter. I danced with him, we talked, and then he ended out taking me out for some early morning coffee.
Come to find out his wife is out of town on business, so we go back to his place. As soon as we walk in the door he sits down on the chair in the entry and pulls me up where I am straddling his face and he pushes my skirt up and starts licking me through my panties. Soft, gentle, teasing licks and nibbles…………..My pussy starts juicing up instantly.
I would love to share the rest of my hot date with you, call me….
Im feeling rowdy guys, I have been horned up all weekend and all I can think about is being double penetrated. A big cock in my tight little honey hole, while im getting fucked nasty dirty in my tight,tight ass. Watched me getting bounced up and down and work my pussy from cock to cock.
Tonight im not holding back i’ll spread my tight little pussy and ass and your can lick from one cream covered hole to another! I look forward to getting crazy. Call me you wont be disappointed!
Whitney
This Kinky Coed Kittens blog post written by Whitney
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