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Seductive domination

Lately I have been discovering more and more that I like dominating men.  Don’t get me wrong I am still a daddy’s girl, but something about being a super sexy teen brat telling older men how to worship me, cater to my whims and just do whatever I tell them to is totally fucking hot to me.

I love for it to be all about me.  Having my own personal phone slaves to worship my ass, pussy and feet.  Telling them just how worthless and pathetic they are.  Letting the real bitch in me cum out for some raunchy phone sex fun!  Sometimes I like to be mild and sweet with it, control you with my soft voice.

If you crave for a teen princess to rule your world, give me a call and lets have some fun.

*Jillian*

1.888.743.8184

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This Kinky Coed Kittens blog post written by Jillian
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Halloween Fuck Facts

pumpkin1b.jpgThis was in the “Washington Post”… the title of the article was “Best Comeback Line Ever.” This is pretty damn good. Drunk and horny, he still came up with this!

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. “You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn’t,” he stated in a phone interview from the jail.

Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged “need.” “I guess I was just really into it, you know?” he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. “It was an unusual situation, that’s for sure,” said officer Taylor. “I walked up to (Lawrence) and he’s…just working away at this pumpkin.”

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. “I just went up and said, ‘Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?’ He got real surprised, as you’d expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, “A pumpkin? Damn…is it midnight already?”

This Kinky Coed Kittens blog post written by Jesse
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Lifetime of happiness

One of my favorite callers called me this am for a Sunday morning fuck-a-thon. We had a conversation that was so intense. We both came very hard like always :) At the end of the conversation he told me he would be a lifetime caller and no other woman made him happy like the I do. We told me we have a lifetime of happiness together and that put the biggest smile on my face. I thought that was so sweet of him to say that and that made my whole entire week maybe even my whole month. As much as I love being a slut, I love building long lasting relationships. I think it’s so important to build a bond. It makes our orgasms so much more intense. I like getting to know who I am talking to on the other line and hopefully you feel the same. I can’t wait to be your happiness and put a smile on your face for days!

Have a great day,

Jenny

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Dial 1.877.292.5338 to call Jenny. Major credit cards accepted by phone for phone sex.

MEGA HOT CALL FROM GREG TODAY!! Thanks

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Thanks so much for the call today Greg-a-roni. Your big rod hit the spot!! It was soooo huge you left Taylor and I sore for days. We had to ice down each others pussies because they were so stretched from you. As you can tell we love pleasing and tasting your hot, sticky load today was totally awesome. Hope to hear from you soon. From our bedroom to yours….

Naughty Roommates,

Kylie and Taylor- Total BBF’s for life!!

This Kinky Coed Kittens blog post written by Kylie and Taylor
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Happy Halloweenie!!!

Ok, all you horny men out there,  I am waiting for my Halloween Treat!!  I would love to be your special lil pumpkin…please give me a shout and come and play with me.

Kisses,

Kimmie

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This Kinky Coed Kittens blog post written by Kimmie
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Dial 1.866.418.0700 to call Kimmie. Major credit cards accepted by phone for phone sex.

HAPPY HUMP DAY

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Hey Guys! Im running a hump day special….

20mns for $20.00 Bucks and trust me im no dollar a minute girl :::Winks:::

My hot little kitty is ready to be tamed, If that is actually possible, I wanna get naughty and spread my tight little ass so you can lick hole to hole… M~M~M ” Now that will make me fuck like the horny little bit I am”…

Hot, wet, creamy Trampy Trindi is ready to milk those cock & balls… So don’t miss out!

Can’t wait to fuck you later

Trindi

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*** SITE CHATROOM ***

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This is a reminder for our regular sexy friends and any newbies that may not know about our site chat…

 Your able to chat and arrange calls with your favorite girls!

God knows i love when my guys drop in and show alittle love.. It keeps my little nunnie warm while my favorites are away…

Here is the link guys incase you can’t find it…. www.smittenkittens.net/Chatroom.htm 

See ya soon … Whitney

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Wonder why I wear pretty panties?

addison-blog-pic.jpg Can you guess why i wear pretty panties?

Well? To grab the attention of panty boys and shrimp dick losers!! Hello …

Once I pull my sexy little skirt up and they start to see the lace.

Yep, It’s all over in seconds their itty bitty dicks a skeet skeet skeeting away just from the vison of my moist spot.

LOL~ I may even let you wear a pair of my creamy sexy little panties.

Bet i have you think twice now………….. You mind is telling you .. Yes, Yes,Yes I wanna fuck Addison’s panties…

Muah….. Addison

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I party like a rock star!!!

 

So, I went to NYC this weekend to hang with my girlies. OMG we had a blast. My girlfriend Niki knows all the good clubs. Guys bought us drinks. They were taking pictures of us like we were celebrities. It was like they knew we were coming and rolled out the red carpet for us. My girlfriend got a limo and we drank so much even before we went to the clubs. By the end of the night I was soooooo wasted. We all took our clothes off in the limo and played touchy feelie. We were rubbing each others pussies and it felt intoxicating more than I already was!

As we were going down Times Square we opened the sunroof with no tops on and let our titties bounce around. Ummm yea! We certainly got tons of attention. Guys were willing to pays us like thousands of dollars to come home with us. We were having a girls night out so we didn’t take up on anyone’s offer, even though it was very tempting.

All my girls are hot as hell just like yours truly!!! I will be going back again real soon. I partied like a fucking rock star this weekend and it was fabulous!!

<3 JENNY <3

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This Kinky Coed Kittens blog post written by Jenny
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Dial 1.877.292.5338 to call Jenny. Major credit cards accepted by phone for phone sex.

Cover Me With Sperm

spermbank.jpgI am sitting here all covered in cum waiting for all of you nasty boys to call and add your donation. From now till Sunday all I am going to do in anwser the phone and take donation for my own personal sperm bank.
Shoot it any where on me you like. I just love the way it feels when it dries on me and makes me all sticky and dirty. Bring it on boys I am waiting.

Juicy Jesse

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This Kinky Coed Kittens blog post written by Jesse
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