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Gag The Fag

 Sometimes when it comes to sissy boys all I can do is laugh. I have a caller that had me laughing so hard, I almost pissed my pretty, pink panties. I mean humiliating him was fun enough. I loved teasing him about his little pin dick. Then he squealed like a little girl when I told him I should tell his wife and then it happened…

I forced him to play a little game called “Gag The Fag”. I say forced but him and I both know he loves it! Several of my friends came over with their boyfriends and then the fun really began! We saw how quickly we can make the fag gag on their big, fat cocks.

I decided I wanted to add an extra step to the game. I blindfold him and tied his hands behind his back so he can’t touch or see just how big a cock is about to fuck his mouth.  Sounds like fun doesn’t it? Queer boys are so much fun!

 

 

Written By: Coed Charlie

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My Other Sites:Smitten Kittens&The Klassy Kat

 

This Kinky Coed Kittens blog post written by Charlie
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Teen Domination Phone Sex

 I might be young but I defiantly know how to dominate older men. I make them grovel to my knees just by a snap of my finger. I actually find it entertaining watching grown men willing to do anything for me at any cost, no matter how humiliating it is for them.

I love the dominating, powerful men who call me as well. They think they will be in control but in a few short minutes, they become weak (as I knew they would be) and surrender to me.

I love the word “ownership.” Owning your loser ass makes me feel good, and of course, your ultimate goal in life is to make sure I am happy. I will own you until I feel you’re too worthless to continue.  

I have the perfect bratty, controlling teen voice. As soon as you hear me say hello, you know your boring vanilla phone sex days are over. Be prepared to submit to me right away because I don’t waste my time on senseless chit chat.

 

 

 

Written By:Horny Hanna

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My Other Sites: Smitten Kittens & 

The Klassy Kat

This Kinky Coed Kittens blog post written by Hanna
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Show it to me!

Cute, sexy blondes like me are always horny. I’m always on the prowl for new guys to fuck. I love big dicks, the bigger the better. I was hanging out with this new hot guy that just moved here for college. I invited him over to hang by the pool last night to kick back and get to know each other. I could tell he wanted some of this pink flesh by the way he was looking at me. I lifted up my skirt like a naughty slut and pulled my panties aside so he could feel how wet I was. He was really surprised that a girl like me would move so fast. His hands slid up and down my slit, he definitely knew what he was doing. I was so horny and wet. I told him to pull down his pants and take out his dick out for me.

It was a total let down!!! I laughed and laughed until I could not laugh anymore. Was this some kind of sick fucking joke? He held it between his thumb and forefinger. It was tiny and cute but no way was he coming anywhere near my pussy with his small pathetic dick.

I even laughed some more. I can’t wait to tell all the girls in class and humiliate the shit out of him.

This Kinky Coed Kittens blog post written by Nikki
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Boy Toy Phone Sex

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As much as I enjoy being your kinky phone sex slut, I do enjoy taking control of your cheap ass and draining your wallet. Every time you spoil me, it makes my kitty purr. I love the feeling of all the power I have over you. Making you drop to the ground to lick and kiss my feet anytime I want. You’ll be craving my sweet voice in no time. You’ll be calling me for your dose of humiliation, just to hear me tell you what a worthless worm you are. Knowing that those words are leaving my lips makes your pathetic dick hard for me. You’ll do whatever I say because I’m that hot blonde coed that you’ll never ever get! Just keep proving yourself to me. Get down on your knees and start serving me like my new little boy toy and let’s see how much fun I can have.

Xoxo,

Charlie

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Lick My Sweat, Loser!

       I just got done with an amazing workout and now I am all hot & sweaty. I did an extra 30 minutes of cardio today, keeping you in mind. 

You know the drill, get down on your knees, loser! I want you to lick the sweat off of my stomach, back, arms and pits. You’re going to be my human towel today. If you lick below my toned tummy, you will be punished severely!

The only thing you’re going to get from me today loser, is having the pleasure of tasting my salty sweat from my gorgeous, teen body. 

Loser Phone Sex with Jenny 877-292-5338

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