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Phone Sex
I recently had some new pictures taken, to provide a little visual stimulation for some of my dirty lil’ boys! Try not to cum all over your keyboard, I hear its a bitch to clean up!!!;0)
Had a guy call me the other night who I havent heard from in a while…glad to have ya back baby!! I know you’ve been here drooling over my pics, huh?Dirty boy!! call me back tonight so I can be your little whore…suck that cock for you like no one else can….pull on my huge clit with your teeth like you always do…oh that sends me over the fucking edge!!!!
Yeah, you know who you are, ya dirty little whore!!
Did you enjoy my creampie?? What FUN!! I loved watching as you got ass-raped,while swallowing a huge load of CUM!!
Join me next time, when I pimp your slutty ass out for my viewing pleasure….oh, and the rest of the rugby team!!
love ya!! call again soon!!! MUAH!!
Who wants the fuck of your life? Who can really rock your cock and leave you begging for more. Who wants a total slut with huge titties? Tight pussy and sucks cock like a champ! I’m Daniella and I am 19 years old. Call me and I will show you why I’m your ultimate teenage slut.
These are just a few of my favorite things.
Role Play~Domination~Water Sports~ Incest~Rape~ Daddy’s LIL Girl~ Foot/leg Fetish~ Lingerie Whore~ Cuckold Fantasy~ Financial Domination~ CBT~ Adult Babies~ Feminization~ Breast Worship
** I also specialize in Hypnosis **
Can’t wait to hear from you!
1.866.477.1044
20 minutes for only $25.00
20 minutes for only $25.00
good now that i have your attention, call me and i WILL make your cock hard, not to metion explode cum all over my big pretty titties!! you’d like that, wouldnt you???
10. Your phone sex girlfriend will never get pissed if you check out other pictures.
9. Your phone sex girlfriend won’t whine if you throw your underwear on the floor instead of in the
laundry hamper when you’re in the mood.
8. Your phone sex girlfriend ALWAYS swallows.
7. Your phone sex girlfriend will never come to you demanding to know where she got the damn
warts from.
6. Your phone sex girlfriend won’t tell you she’s too tired, or has a headache.
5. Your phone sex girlfriend will never ask you where your relationship is going.
4. Your phone sex girlfriend won’t bitch and sulk just because you forgot your anniversary.
3. Your phone sex girlfriend will never ask you where the fuck you’ve been all night, and who you
were with.
2. Your phone sex girlfriend won’t make you get rid of the moose head you have hanging on your
bedroom wall.
And the NUMBER ONE reason phone sex is better than a girlfriend is:
YOUR PHONE SEX GIRLFRIEND WON’T PUSH YOU TO MEET HER MOTHER—UNLESS HER MOTHER IS AS HOT AS SHE IS, AND WANTS TO JOIN IN THE FUN!!!
This Kinky Coed Kittens blog post written by Daniella
Okay, so I was over confident about the Patriots…I bet my best friend Dad that If they lost, I would suck his cock and take pictures……well, you guys know how the story ends, dont you?
So, Okay Brad…here you go!
If you want to see more, visit “my diary” on my page!!
xxx~Dani
TOP TEN REASONS GIRLS BECOME PHONE SEX OPERATORS…
10. One phone call for every time their parents told them to “get off that phone and let someone else have a chance to talk, young lady.” when they were teenagers. And then some.
9. Revenge for every time someone ever called them a slut. “Hey, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.”
8. They (the dommes at least), get to be as bitchy as they want.
7. Everyone should make as many new friends as possible, don’t you think?
6. It gives them a reason to use their “toys” legitimately. “Hey, it’s part of my job!”
5. They get to go to work in their pajamas…thongs,teddies…
4. Better yet, they can go to work naked! (come on, don’t tell me you haven’t fantasized about being able to do that…)
3. They don’t have to go to a bar to attract men.
2. The look on someone’s face every time they answer the question: “What do you do for a living?”
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON GIRLS BECOME PHONE SEX OPERATORS:
1. Oh the power of being able to make a man cum without even being in the same room together!!
God…Don’t ya just Love it?????
I think women have every right to as many rude and tasteless phrases to describe masturbation as men have. With this in mind, I’ve started a list of phrases for women to use on their nights out…or when your roommate walks in and wants to know why you have only one dishpan hand.
so thanks to you all who contributed to this list!! Now grab yer toys and get busy!!!
A night in with the girls, air the orchid, audition the finger puppets.
Beat off, beat around the bush (thanks, Joy!), buff the beaver.
Caress the clitoris, clean your fingers, come into your own, couch hockey for one, cunt cuddling.
Diddle, do handiwork, do the one-finger hokey-pokey, douse the digits, drown the man in the boat.
Engage in safe sex, erase the problem (’cause you rub ’til it comes off…).
Fan the fur, feed the bearded clam, fingerpainting, fist f**k, frig.
Genital stimulation via phalangetic motion, gentle the genitalia, get a date with Slick Mittens, get a fat lip, get a lube job, get to know yourself, grab the goatee, grease the dildo (or cucumber, if you’re feeling vegetarian), grease your hips, grope the grotto.
Have it off, have sex with someone you love, hitchhike to heaven, hitchhike under the big top.
Jack off, jazz yourself, jerk off, jill off.
Leglock the pillow, let your fingers do the walking, lubricate the labia.
Manual override, man overboard.
Pet the pussy, play Hello Kitty (another reader suggestion!), play the clitar (and thanks to my favourite flight attendant for that one).
Read Braille, ride slidesaddle, ride the unicycle, ride the tubspout, row the little man in the boat, rub off, rub one out.
Self abuse, shuck the oyster, silk abuse, slick abuse, solo sex, squeeze the pillow, stinky pinky, stir the yogurt, stoke it, stroke it, stroke off, stuff the taco, surf the Wet.
Test the plumbing, the art of unisex, the virgin’s release, thumb the button, tickle my fancy, toss off.
Visit Father Fingers.
Wank, wash your fingers, water the hot spot, wax the carrot, wax the saddle.
You’re soaking in it.
Lets have some dirty time in my nice clean tub….cum in..the water is perfect.
My pussy is tight, hot and ready….my skin is warm, slippery, and delicious….
Cum fuck this little Hotty in her tub right now…..hurry up, before I cool down!!!
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