Kinky Coed Kittens

This was in the “Washington Post”… the title of the article was “Best Comeback Line Ever.” This is pretty damn good. Drunk and horny, he still came up with this!

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. “You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn’t,” he stated in a phone interview from the jail.

Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged “need.” “I guess I was just really into it, you know?” he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. “It was an unusual situation, that’s for sure,” said officer Taylor. “I walked up to (Lawrence) and he’s…just working away at this pumpkin.”

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. “I just went up and said, ‘Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?’ He got real surprised, as you’d expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, “A pumpkin? Damn…is it midnight already?”

I visited a glory hole yesterday. I was amazed when I walked in and there were so many waiting in line for their visit in the booth. As soon as I walked up to wait in line all of the men pushed me to the front of the line and told me to stay as long as I wanted. I got inside of my booth and had no sooner sat down then the first cock popped through the hole in the wall. I was kind of scared at first, but I dropped to my knees and sucked it just like a pro. He spurted in about 15 seconds. I swear I must have sucked 25 cocks that day. I am going back tonight because my pussy needs pumped full of cum.

I did this call yesterday with a guy I will call Mr. J. Well he said I look a lot like a special little girl in his life. ::wink wink:: He wanted me to sit on his lap and tell him all about my last report card and all the naughty things I had done to my Teacher to get those grades up. While I was doing this he slipped his cock out and stroked it nice and slow. Naughty girls like jerk off boys to do it nice and slow.

Well, while I told him that I had to crawl under the Teachers desk and suck him while class was in session he go so excited he popped his load so high it smacked him in his own face. Talk about funny. I almost pissed myself laughing.

Hey, guess what? I am dripping wet and very ready
to be a naughty nymph or your sweet lil teen angel.

Maybe, that cute little sexy hottie you watch while

you stroke that horny hard cock off ..

Yeah, well I have been watching you too. been noticing . HaHa well thats me. I am that little sexy girl next door. This lil girl can be a real whore!

~phone fucking favorite~
Jesse J(o)y

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 Why dont we rub one out together! I can excite ANYONE

I am the QUEEN of finger banging. So tell me are you the KING of jerking off? Were a perfect little match .

Jesse J(o)y